Friday, July 03, 2009

On the Feline Invasion (3)

I KNEW you would be interested in what happened that night.

I was in my room alone when suddenly the damned feline jumped up onto our window and hopped onto my bed. She had her little kitten in her jaw.

I was shocked, and I shouted. "SHOO SHOO!! SHOOO!!!! SHOOO!!!!"

Well, either my voice was not in their hearing frequency level or she was just too ignorant. I got up of my seat and tried to chase her out of the room. But she didn't even buldge from where she was and even walked further in.

I quickly headed onto the bed and took my blanket away before she managed to touched it. And amazingly she wasn't even scared of me and walked even further on my bed, heading to my pillows slowly.

I got so mad, and with a palpitating heart, I finally got down dirty and lifted the bitch on her neck. She dropped her little kid the instant I lifted her from my bed. Little kitten fell off the edge of the bed into the pile of bags I placed next to the bed.

And the next thing I know, (I wasn't thinking really, was just too annoyed with her) I threw her out of the window.

She caught hold of the curtains, so she fell back onto my bed.

Before she could even position herself again, she was up in the air once more. And this time, she was flung out of the window. A pinch of her hairs was still in the air. I pulled it apparently.

I heard thuds and thuds and I don't know. Probably she broked her bones or something. But I'm sure she's fine. Cats always have a way of landing properly. Despite the thuds.

The next thing I did, I lifted the kitten. She purred and purred and purred... I didn't know where to put her so I just placed her on the corridor outside my window. It was barely the size of my palm. I didn't take a good look at the kitten.

I cursed and cursed and cursed while I took off my bedsheet. Time for a change anyway. And the purring continued the whole time I was changing my sheets. Blardy hell, who cared anyways. My room is not a shelter for stray cats. There is no way you can sleep on my bed without my permission.

And I did what I said I'd do. I really throw you out of the window. Literally.



The end. Not.

15 Jujus:

Paul Figaro J said...

act of cruelty!!!

Medie007 said...

*grinning ear to ear*

NotHamsap said...

cruel-nyerrr!!!! Maybe you should just shut the window?

Medie007 said...

NotHamsap, closing the window will devoid me off the oxygen! :(

.:: Ant ::. said...

Utterly speechless! :(

+Ant+

TZ said...

no comment ... :p

still i think the cat likes ur smell... blek!

Danny said...

hmm.. maybe she is too attracted by ur masculine smell... thats y she is so comfortable on ur bed...
you, HE-CAT...LOL

Medie007 said...

Anton, karma x100000... :(

TZ, i'm leaving soon. let her miss me then.

Danny, He-cat? Mmmmm... I like that thought. LOL

[SK] said...

and cats have nine lives!! beware of the returns~~ :p

ichimaru akira said...

I think u better watch out. Animal lovers,PETA,SPCA are going to hunt u down.

I have just a single word for u which is KARMA.

Bengbeng said...

consider some netting on the window?

Medie007 said...

[SK], i'm fully aware... but a man and an animal, there's got to be boundaries, i don't pet...

Ichi, like you knew better?

Bengbeng, it's a govn property, no modification could be done privately.

Anonymous said...

u're not a very nice chap!! how would u like it if i threw u out the window like that!!

Reszurrecdito M. d'Saintner said...

You really throw out the poor creature like that? Oh dear.

JL said...

Hmmm, ok that wasn't so awesome. The cat should have glided down the curtain XD