Tuesday, March 03, 2009

On Getting the Sleeping Bag

So I have this friend whom I sorta send random messages to. Not that I did it on purpose, but it's like what I normally do with the other friends as a mean of keeping in touch. LOL. Little did I know that on a Saturday, he replied with quite some random sarcasm as well!

Me: Blergh... I can't seem to find a single shop that sell sleeping bag in KLCC. Blardy hell. I need a sleeping farking bag!

Friend: Where did you look for the sleeping bag? La Senza? HEHEHE

Me: No lah. I was in Isetan, now in Parkson. Found one at Tear Proof, but it's about 60 bucks. My friend is going to strangle me if I got that one for him. They say it could be found at a cheaper price.

Friend: And how much did you expect it to be son? A price of a dozen ribbed Durex? Haiyoh. That's already cheap. Cheaper, knit yourself. Ngeh~

Me: Sleeping bags can be found at 20 bucks in Tesco apparently. Besides, we're still students. At this time around, wouldn't it be better that we cut down on our expenses as well? By the way, I use the edible condoms. La la la.

Friend: 20 something? Made of recycled Tesco bag or what? Contraindication. Rich? Me? I can't even afford to shop in KLCC. And RM60 is expensive I heard you said? Nahhh~ And why did you need a sleeping bag again? Orgy in pahang? If you are more than 20, all should chip in. Get a Harvey Norman mattress.

Me: Yeah... Am going for the orgy in the deep jungle of Pahang. Some of them are getting inflatable mattress. But there's a few of us are getting sleeping bags cuz we prefer a one on one. More privacy.

Friend: Wait. What was the orgy you mentioned 28 minutes ago? Oh and please don't get lost n the jungle. That's so 10 pm news piece. Ngeh~


Anyways, I finally bought the sleeping bag. Friend decided to ask the other colleagues to ask in Tesco.

13 Jujus:

Twilight Zone said...

LOL. I was also looking frantically for a sleeping bag during CNY and all sold out at Carrefour & Tesco. So now got stock liao?

Nicholas Rashidee said...

ah~ THAT'S why u go to pahang.. u should have informed me earlier on. maybe i can recommend shops that sells sleeping bags with complimentary sex toys :P

Perky said...

Your friend is hilarious. I liked the part when he said,"That's so 10pm news". Lol!

*Anton* said...

cheapskate gomen!

+Ant+

Sam said...

That's 10 PM news?

Am I thinking what you're thinking? :P

[SK] said...

RM60 is ok woh i think~~

passerby said...

hey, I have that sleeping bag too!

jase said...

aiyoh.. cheap doesn't mean good! quality comes with a price baby!

savante said...

Why is everyone suddenly running about buying sleeping bags!? :O

Medie007 said...

twilight zone, why did you need it back then? i dunno about carrefour or tesco, didn't search there...

nicholas, i didnt know you were so kinky! haha

perky, yeaps... he's hilarious alright. :P

Medie007 said...

Anton, aiya dun la say like tat... students ma..

sam, what were you thinking?

SK, it's okay also lor i think...

Medie007 said...

passerby, you did too? coolness...

jase, true... but... erm... nth. :P hehe

savante, who is everyone?

JL said...

Hilarious witty friend you got there :D