Friday, January 09, 2009

On Being Peed on...

Alrighty, aunty, how was your baby last night? Still feverish?

Nope. Okay already I think...

I see. Okay. Let me check for a bit yeah? If everything's alright, you can be discharged to day.

Shirt unbottened, diapers opened. No scars noted, chest and abdomen moved well with respiration. No visible thrills noted. Apex beat was not displaced. No heaves felt. Abdomen... organs not enlarged. Liver felt one cm below the intercoastal margin... And...

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

A clear stream of pee was being shoot out from the tiny wee-wee. Straight to the nasal bridge. Too slow to avoid the pee from reaching the face, so yeah, the pee hit the face.

And everyone was trying to refrain themselves from laughing. The pharmacist. The houseman. The mother. Also the parents of the neighbouring cribs.

KW came to me, and told me about the incident.

And I tried to look at the crib of that baby. Yeap, pharmacist was smiling, and houseman was trying to cover his mouth. The consultant was at the sink, washing his specs. Mother was wiping the baby. And the other parents attended to their own toddlers respectively.

When he came back, tie was off, and he was on a plastic apron.

At least it cheered me up for the day.

11 Jujus:

TZ said...

I bet someone should have made the sound "shhhhhhhhhh.....shhhhhhhhh" hahaha.... :p Fortunately not one made the sound ... "hmmmmmm.... hmmmmm..." otherwise the smell will not be good :p

*Anton* said...

Toddler gave him a blessin' ^_^

+Ant+

Altantuya Feels said...

i bet when the baby grows up....he'll be quite a cummer....wakkakaka ;P

KhaO-LAr-sEXy-PRESS said...

a virgin pee on u. hehe...

Sam said...

I bet it wasn't the kind of watersports he was hoping for! :P

Medie007 said...

TZ... the "hmmmmm... hmmmmm..." won't get you dirty also lar... unless the anus is so powerful as to expel the chocolate cake like canonball. :P

anton, yeaps yeaps!!! :P

altantuya, cummer? hmmmm... maybe a long shot too. :P

Medie007 said...

khoalar, not me lar. i'm clean... :P

sam... i dun think so too... nosebridge? hmmm

foongpc said...

I thought you were the one being peed on. That would be nice. Haha!

Nicholas Rashidee said...

hopefully pee is not a fetish for the one being peed on ^^

Medie007 said...

foongpc, what lar you... how can that be nice?!

nicholas, that's not any of our business. LOL

Jason said...

So pity...