Okay, I have this most disturbing conversation ever. Like uh, very very disturbing. It was 230a.m., and a friend buzz me on MSN.
Friend (F): Booong...
Me (M): Yah.
F: Still awake?
M: Heading to bed soon.
F: Oh. ok...
M: You?
F: I cant. I have 2 strangers on my bed. Can't believe I'd be telling you this. This is soooo embarassing...
M: STRANGERS?? 2????? What are they doing there? SPILL!!!
F: But you're going to sleep liao. so never mind lah.
M: No no, I'm not going to sleep anymore. I'm very wide awake! SPILL!
F: You're not working or anything in the day?
M: Am still on holidays remember?
F: Oooh okay... I just need to get it out. Like it's a mix of gross and annoyed and... stupidity.
M: I'm listening. So what's with this 2 strangers in ur room? Hmmmmm.....
F: Well... it was supposed to be a..... censored censored censored.
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Friend (F): Booong...
Me (M): Yah.
F: Still awake?
M: Heading to bed soon.
F: Oh. ok...
M: You?
F: I cant. I have 2 strangers on my bed. Can't believe I'd be telling you this. This is soooo embarassing...
M: STRANGERS?? 2????? What are they doing there? SPILL!!!
F: But you're going to sleep liao. so never mind lah.
M: No no, I'm not going to sleep anymore. I'm very wide awake! SPILL!
F: You're not working or anything in the day?
M: Am still on holidays remember?
F: Oooh okay... I just need to get it out. Like it's a mix of gross and annoyed and... stupidity.
M: I'm listening. So what's with this 2 strangers in ur room? Hmmmmm.....
F: Well... it was supposed to be a..... censored censored censored.
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M: Oh. My. God!
You know how in those American drama series, where men just pick up someone from bars or clubs or something and bring home, hump hump hump, and call it a one night stand? Yeaps. Only that this involve 3 people, and to have 3 in a group, naturally one will be left out, when one of the 3 were actually a model. What's more, it's something involving drugs. Gah!
M: Oh. My. God! What are you going to do!?
F: I dunno. I literally am watching a live porn. In my house, on my bed! Like... SO SO GROSS!!!
M: I know. The body fluid! Eeewikh!
F: Shit. I feel so dirty. My room feel so dirty. I dunno wat to do! GOD! I dunno what went through in my mind. To invite ppl over to my place like that. Ugh! Can you come over? I feel scared...
M: Uh, me go over? At 3 in the morning?!
F: Then what should I do? I can't just tell them to go. One is dead, the other is insane.
M: DEAD? INSANE?
F: One passed out from the vigorous humps. The other was on chem, he can't even walk straight!
M: Whoa...
Traumatising really. Simply traumatising.
Gosh, that image I received through MSN. F secretly took a pic of the live porn. Oh my Zeus... I for one, believed in sex after marriage. So if you get what I'm trying to say, yeas, I am old fashioned. This... this... is just unacceptable.
I pitied F. Given I was in the same situation, I wouldn't know what to do as well. My BED?! GROSS! But, who was the one doing the invites huh?! What a lesson learnt!
Anyway, the two strangers left in the end. Dead guy woke up sensing F's uninviting aura. Insane guy decided to leave just as well, perhaps scared of being left alone in the uncomfortable aura as well. Now, as to whether insane guy managed to drive home in one piece, I just hoped he's fine. I have no idea why teenagers nowadays wants to take drugs. For SEX?! No matter how you explain it to me, I would still not get it.
This was true, it did happened. Not entirely. I twisted some facts here and there. But you get the drift.
You know how in those American drama series, where men just pick up someone from bars or clubs or something and bring home, hump hump hump, and call it a one night stand? Yeaps. Only that this involve 3 people, and to have 3 in a group, naturally one will be left out, when one of the 3 were actually a model. What's more, it's something involving drugs. Gah!
M: Oh. My. God! What are you going to do!?
F: I dunno. I literally am watching a live porn. In my house, on my bed! Like... SO SO GROSS!!!
M: I know. The body fluid! Eeewikh!
F: Shit. I feel so dirty. My room feel so dirty. I dunno wat to do! GOD! I dunno what went through in my mind. To invite ppl over to my place like that. Ugh! Can you come over? I feel scared...
M: Uh, me go over? At 3 in the morning?!
F: Then what should I do? I can't just tell them to go. One is dead, the other is insane.
M: DEAD? INSANE?
F: One passed out from the vigorous humps. The other was on chem, he can't even walk straight!
M: Whoa...
Traumatising really. Simply traumatising.
Gosh, that image I received through MSN. F secretly took a pic of the live porn. Oh my Zeus... I for one, believed in sex after marriage. So if you get what I'm trying to say, yeas, I am old fashioned. This... this... is just unacceptable.
I pitied F. Given I was in the same situation, I wouldn't know what to do as well. My BED?! GROSS! But, who was the one doing the invites huh?! What a lesson learnt!
Anyway, the two strangers left in the end. Dead guy woke up sensing F's uninviting aura. Insane guy decided to leave just as well, perhaps scared of being left alone in the uncomfortable aura as well. Now, as to whether insane guy managed to drive home in one piece, I just hoped he's fine. I have no idea why teenagers nowadays wants to take drugs. For SEX?! No matter how you explain it to me, I would still not get it.
This was true, it did happened. Not entirely. I twisted some facts here and there. But you get the drift.
4 Jujus:
can u mail me the censored part? lol
Well of course it happened :) Did you think most guys are saints?
He should have gotten coffee for himself, made a few cups for the rest and then woken them up with slaps on the rump to get them going.
Post the pic here. Post it! We wanna see. :P
silencer: hmmm.. let me think abt it. hehe
savante: well, given tat we're both young guys, it was quite some bizarre encounters u see..
darren: HELL NO! my blog is a decent blog. :P no porns watsoever. hehe
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