Yes~ I'm Queer. So?

Me have been noticing me is so not in tune with me housemies lately. In thoughts that were. Or rather, me think me is not in tune with any other persons on earth as well. Me would get offended by it, but me is starting to like it.

See, as me woke up this morning at 8.20a.m., and that the first slot of lecture from 8 to 9 is empty, me nearly gave up hope of getting up and get cleansed and go to school. Seriously, me was in that direction. KW shook me and me jerked up, eyes still half closed, and spoke some in-audible language to nobody. YL was woken up by the big jerk on the bed as well.

Me: canmenogoskulltodie...
KW: HAR??
Me: mefeelingsolazytogoskull... alimskippinglecture... jazzonelecturetodiewor...
YL: OMG! 8.30!
KW: Lecture at 9. No hurry...
YL: Bong, what? Oddly enough hor, I'm soooo anticipating to go to school today lei...

WTF? He's supposed to be in my league and were one of the kakis! Plus. There. Is. Really. Only. One. Lecture. Today! And by logic, anyone would want to skip that and sleep for another hour. The Parasitology exam review would pretty much be half empty, considering it's a last semester's stuff. But YL looking forward to class? Am me supposed to actually look forward to the Pharmacology lecture??

But me did finally woke up. Me parked me car behind KW's in the porch last night, so me would need to go reverse mine for him to drive his. As me walked to the bathroom grabbing the towel weakly, me told KW that me shower first (as in, before going to reverse me car).

KW: I took my bath already.
Me: I mean I take my shower first.
KW: Take lah... I showered already.
Me: I mean, I'll go reverse my car after I shower.
KW: Oh okay okay.

=.="

But the climax of the day, surprisingly took place in the Parasitology review at 10am. Prof was giving some tips as to how we were to cope with the subject in the 2nd semester, that we need to remember the stuff by pictures. And me got the totally different picture all together.

Prof: Okay, if I give you the word, 'elephant'. What do you see?
Me: Elephantiasis from filarial worm! Swollen leg. Super huge balls. Hung gilerrrr. Wakakaka
Prof: You see an elephant. With trunks and big ears and four legs. You don't see the spelling. You don't see the alphabets.
Me: What. The. Fuck.



And now, me can't get the image out of me head. KK said me should seriously consider some laxatives. Too much stool stucked up me arse me haven't been thinking straight. WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKA.