On the Highway

This is an explicit entry with EXPLICIT picture attached.
Not for the minor.

We were talking about recreational drugs when my friend was telling a story of a doctor who couldn't find any veins in this one intravenous drugs user patient of hers because all his veins were collapsed due to excessive injections; none in the arms, the hand, the legs... so in the end she asked the patient to find his own veins and poke the needle himself. The patient after all, knows about veins location because he injects them recreational drugs into the veins.

So one of this guy friends that I have, he told us about the awareness campaign that he had when he was in primary school, about recreational drugs and their harm and all, but he remembered the most from that session was when the facilitator said something pweety obscene.

"When all their veins collapsed already, where to inject?"

The primary school children stared at him blankly.

"They take the highway."

Still staring at him blankly.

"You know, guys, your bird bird got very big veins one."

That's when we all cracked up. Primary school children might not have understood what he meant, they after all haven't had their penises grow to a reasonable size to notice them penile veins.

But if you talk about them to us hamsap guys, "Yo brother!" So big and so obvious some more!

Speaking about masturbation huh? LOL