On the Insensitive Doctor

Doctor: So, tell me about your sexual life. Do you have any sexual relationships?

Lesbian patient: Yeah.

Doctor: How often do you have sexual intercourse?

Lesbian patient: 7 times a week.

Doctor: *eyes wide open* WHAAT????


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Doctor: Okay fine. 7 times a week. Multiple sexual partner?

Lesbian patient: Not really.

Doctor: What do you mean not really?

Lesbian patient: Just one partner. Occasionally with another buddy.

Doctor: Okay. Do you practice safe sex?

Lesbian patient: Yeah. Sort of.

Doctor: You know if your partner uses any condoms?

Lesbian patient: Erm. Well. We uses dildos mostly.

Doctor: Erm. Okay. Does that considered as penetrative intercourse?

Lesbian patient: *rolls eyes* My partner is a she.

Doctor: Oh. You call that sex?