On the Pain in the Arse

There was a patient who presented to the doctor in the clinic with per rectal bleeding. One of the questions that the doctor asked last was, “Are you engaged in any bizarre sexual activities like, anal intercourse?” To the shock of the 22 year old boy’s mother indeed!

I mean, yeah, vigorously f**ked in the ass could lead to some tear in the anus alright. But I could see the shock if a straight guy is asked this question. Not that I would know. Okay fine I’m gonna stop talking.

But anyways, the story goes, (and I’m warning you, it’s gonna be gross!) I experience the same pain. Yes in the ass. Inside the anus actually.

See, I usually would use the toilet paper to wipe them shits off the anus. Not a good thing to imagine. But ever since I found out there’s blood spot on the tissue, yes together with the other shits, I have learnt to wash the ass post-defecation with water instead. I would occasionally douche if I feel like it, but otherwise I’ll just stick to washing, or I’ll stick to how I’ve been taught to wipe my arse post-shitting.

No, that's not my tissue. I got the pic off the net!

Since the past few days that I’ve stopped using the water, I noticed I’ve got hard stool, not stone hard kinda stool, but hard enough and sticky enough to cause them to stick to the toilet bowl that even after you flush the toilet, there’d be stains of them shits on the bowl. Eww I know.

So, having said that, I experienced pain subsequently and I found out why when there’s quite a substantial amount of blood found on the toilet paper, yes together with the other shits. I mean, well, the blood spot appeared to be larger than what I’ve seen before. And hence, I tried to wash instead.

But the thing is the sting was just too great for me to bear once the water touched the wound. *shites* So I just couldn’t bear to let another drop of water near the anus, and I continued to wipe using the toilet paper. But having said that the stool was actually sticky and soft kinda shits, it actually takes a lot of them papers to really clean up the chocolate. So I attempted another try with the water hose again. But again, the moment the water touched the tear, it stings like...

I dunno... you go figure.

Ugh... I just wished the butt-fucking wound would heal as soon as possible.