Friday, January 08, 2010

On a Butt Hole

I think I'm growing fatter by the day. Seriously! My pants started to tear at the side, below the pocket, where the line of sewing was, not a big hole, but substantial enough to see that I've got a nice thigh. I'm not kidding! It was THAT big!

Plus, it's not like it's the first time I ever experienced this same thing. Either G2000 has such lousy quality or I'm really fat. But I tired not to think it's the former because I heart this brand so much so I'm accepting that I'm really fat.

It was a few months ago that I had to expose my thigh the first time. But I was lucky enough that it was covered by the lab coat. But when the parents were over for Christmas last year, I went out to meet them for lunch when they noticed there was another hole in another pants! And that, was when I felt visually molested because I had no white coat to cover it up.

Then, when I sent my pants to the laundry, I was told of another tear when I went to pick it up a few days later. There was another tear, not at the sewing line below the pocket, but this one is actually at the sewing line at the butt!!! I really had to thank the white coat to be able to cover that hole, as it was thrice the length of all the previous tear.

It's seriously very disheartening and discouraging. I don't think I'm losing weight despite me eating one more leaf every day and cutting down my amount of rice by one spoonful. So I think I might need to go radical and adapt to the Atkin's diet instantly! LMAO.

16 Jujus:

manglish said...

hahahah are you sure it is bcs of ur weight and nothing else? HAHAAHAHHAah did u by any chance check for bubbles too? HAHAHAHAHA

Evann said...

Oooer, that last hole may come in handy... At times. :P LMAO!

Don't eat anything and when you feel like you're about to faint, eat a cube of cheese.
xD

[SK] said...

same thing here.. i'm feeling tighter not only on the waist, but the butt and hips and thighs too!! OMG..

the happy go lucky one said...

oppsss... no more KFC and McD for u (especially the midnite ones) :P
but on the other hand, u r still very young, just some exercises will bring u back to the previous size, not like me old liao, very difficult to maintain liao :P

Janvier said...

You're wearing those tight-fitting kind of pants kah? Go for straight cut slacks or something lah. Try Dockers. We love 'em.

Merryn said...

must be the festive and holiday seasons that just ended lah. now that life is back in the study/werk mode.. you'll loose some weight.. :P

but then again, u need new pairs of pants :D

Susan said...

welcome to the MUST-Control-my-diet club ;)

Medie007 said...

Manglish, what else? Hmmmmmm hahahhaha. what bubbles? what BUBBLES??!?!??!?!

Evan, it's too small to be handy lar. :P plus, cheese's fattening!!!!

SK, aiyor. same boat. hahahaha. same here lar. butt and hips lor. the tear is at the hips and the butt lor. waist still can force. hahahahhahahahhaa

Medie007 said...

Happy, i seldom go for midnight kfc and mc d ler. :( but hey, wanna go for old town bangsar south? hehehehehhehehee

janvier, what's tight fitting? it's those G2k one lar. without split type. the splitting type makes me look so much fatter. :(

Medie007 said...

Merryn, i hope so too... :(

Susan, hahahahahhahahah. eh i already AJK wat. u dunno mei? LOL

Calvin said...

OMG! When I read the beginning, it looks like I'm reading a manga where the main character becomes bigger and transform into a hulk. Like that movie by Andy Lau called Dai Chek Lou. Have you watched?

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

Oh NO! Those are beyond warning signs already. You probably should get new pants but really do not make a habit of just buying bigger size pants.Got to keep fit,dear.Or you may have to wear the lab coat at ALL TIMES!lol
Have you a great weekend.
hugs,
shakira

savante said...

It could be the pants :)

Ed said...

lose the weight!

or unless u wanted the pants to be used in a "special" way...if u know wat i mean ;P

Gratitude said...

Lolz Evann likens Medie to a rat!

Large hips and thighs are nice to look at when it is swaying just like a pendulum. hehe
+Ant+

Bravebear said...

HARRR!!!! hmmmm... agree with Evann... kekeke!