Saturday, August 01, 2009

On Jerking a Cock Roach

In the midst of pressure preparing for the exam, unwelcomed visits most of the time were treated with cold shoulder. Had a cockr visiting my room one night when I was in Klang that I got jumpy, and decided to give ourselves some fun.

No orals or anals involved, but I guess I was being pretty anal for the way I'm treating him.

Used a plastic bag and cornered him to one corner before covering the surrounding with the opening of the plastic bag until he entered the bag. And I sealed it off, twisted the inlet of the bag and trapped him inside.

And so the jerking session began. I jerked him hard. And he moan and twisted and turned and in the end he came. Big loads. His shit stuck on one side of the bag while he crawled onto the other end.

I put the bag at the side of the far away from my room. Have no idea how he fared in the end. Wishing him a good life a head.

14 Jujus:

TZ said...

I bet the cock Roach cum with lotz of loads .... blek!

Twilight Man said...

Yo! I used to pour boiling water into the drains to watch "Dance of the Roaches" in delight. What a bad karma I had accumulated & repented since. Now you jerking it pula! LOL.... Bad karma!

[SK] said...

i used to like to pour some water and then sprinkle half a teaspoon of eno onto them.. and then let the chemical effect bubbling them to death.. kekekeke :D

fablefrog said...

:O

still dare to catch it with plastic ah? I'll spray it with bygone and ran while screaming! that's a huge one! OMG!

manglish said...

hv u been feeding the cockr? so fat.......hahahahaa........wen i was much younger me and my cousins used to pluck the legs out one by one heheheh......not me, my cousins :) we did the same to belalang also not the belalang is luckier, we only pluck its jumping legs hee.....

L M said...

my greatest fear, and it's freaking huge!

Medie007 said...

TZ, some lor. stuck on the plastic bag inside tho...

Twilight, jerking it ony wor, i didnt kill it lor...

Sk will definitely have more bad karma than me, look what has he done onto them roaches!

Medie007 said...

fable, yup its huge lo... din spray anything cuz it's near my books and my bed mah...

manglish...u're so... cruellll!!!!

LM, not my fav either. lol. tats y i jerked 'em. hehehe.

Danny said...

can't imagine what would you dot o unwanted patients... jerk them off as well? ;p
scary doc...

blue said...

wonder if they still gunshooting the crows in klang?

Medie007 said...

Danny, jerking them will give them pleasure instead wor...

Blusoule, the last i was there, yeaps. they do shooting first of july or june i think. :D have some photos and was planning to write about it. perhaps will do post-exam. ;)

Gratitude said...

Didn't know I had such a bunch of weirdo sadistic blogger friends here. CIS!

Medie007 said...

haha. now that you know... share your prayerssss... :P

Jaded Jeremy said...

Gross!