On Stalking My Elephant

The lips. The eyes. The hair. Oooh his eyebrow and his nose! He caught my attention when he opened the door for us. A very fine young man that is.

And I took another look at him the moment he asked if we wanted any drinks while waiting for the others to arrive. His command of English is GOOD. Like, not the common so so I-can-speak-in-English kinda good, but very FLUENT type of good.

I texted Sangria, "CUTE WAITER WITH SUPERB COM. Of ENGLISH SERVING! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS?"

And in an instant, he replied, "MMS! On our way, we're flying over. On our way, landing in 10 mins." Too bad I was sitting at a wrong chair that I had my back to him.

Curious to know how he looks like?

I feel so sinful. By any chance you see the picture of yourself being posted online, I'm sorry that you saw it. But rest assured, I didn't expose your location, so you won't have any paedophile gay men come swarming for you. Unless they already did. LOL