On Hurtful Nipples

I seem to get pains in the oddest places ever. Like seriously! Enough with the electrocuting ejaculation which sort of caused such a huge roar amongst the friends, I have recently found out about nipple pain as well. (Now I can forsee the friends roaring in laughter.)

I normally wouldn't notice about it until I go to shower after the exercise and what not. It all started when the hands touched the chest area and I'd jerk a bit. And when I look at what's wrong, whoa... It's as big as the 3kg watermelon. Seriously, I'm not telling lies! I have to press it down so that it won't protrude out so much. Though most often than not, pressing the 'button' doesn't help 'soften' the erection.

It'll be gone after half an hour or so.

I palpated for lumps and bumps. None. I have been occasionally checking for discharges. None. And it's quite unlikely to be clogged lymph duct or something, since it's not erected 24/7. Not likely to be mastitis or infections of the nipple, as no one ever bit on it. Really. I mean it! No one ever bit on my nipples!

So the only solution I have thus far, they stand erected due to cold stimulation. Particularly after a long day running around and the shirt all wet, brushing onto the man-boobs.

But there's no doubt that sometimes I really do get worried about it. I checked the nips. No cuts whatsoever. It looked quite engorged alright. Even slight soft touch triggered tinge of pain. Not exactly excruciating kinda pain, just somewhat like someone bitting on it.

Okay. Pretend you didn't just read that.

The thing is, whenever I told someone about it, their thoughts always steer into random sexual acts. Rough foreplays whatsoever. And I have to explain again and again that I did not just had it with someone. Not that it's even slightly convincing, but I had to try right?

Now seriously, I swear no one just had some work done on them pinkish nips.

And no, don't even think of asking to see mine online. Wouldn't mind a personal tutorial on the superficial markings of nipples though, with a SMALL amount of charge.