Friday, February 13, 2009

On Hurtful Ejaculation

Okay, before you read further, I plead you not to laugh. At least not in my face.

I thrusted, I thrusted, I thrusted, and thrusted. And finally I reached climax.

Whatever you might think, I don't give a damn. I'm a man, and a man has got his needs. And in this context, as evidenced in the title, ejaculation. Having said that, I'm sure the general populations, be it the species with a dick or without, ejaculation gives this sense of fulfill and enjoyment.

So, being a man who've reached puberty, it's only natural that we beat off when we feel the urge. Right? RIIIIGHTTT?? Be a man and admit it. Damnit.

So here's the story. Hush! Don't laugh. I know I'm blushing. But that doesn't give you the right to snigger either. Just pretend it's one of the very very rare post that you're given the opportunity to know about things behind the door.

I did the thing. And it hurts. There. That's it.

I swear I'm already as red as the nose of Rudolph.

It happened a while ago and I was to blog about it. But somehow it was put on hold because I didn't manage to finish writing it. Anyways, the case is that, once ejaculated, there's this sensation as if I was electrocuted. Down there. It travels underneath the shaft, and spreads downwards (or upwards, whichever) towards the balls and gave the balls the same sensation. And it goes further down towards the groin, and disappeared down the anus.

It was indeed a strange feeling. It wasn't pain per se. Rather, the numbness as if you just got electrocuted. And I stood there trying to figure out what just happened. Was my load filled with electrified sperms? Was my ejaculation overly powerful that it triggered the electricity when the load was spurted out? There was no blood. I checked again and again. It was fine. Still beautifully standing erected despite the loads ejaculated... I was left puzzled.

I just let the water washed down the naked body. No I wasn't having intercourse with anyone. It was just a hand job.

And I didn't even dare to stimulate for an erection for weeks after that. Rest assured the next ejaculation was a massive one.

Oh stop dreaming, I ain't gonna post you pic of my dick. And the pics are just for teasers.

23 Jujus:

Danny said...

glad that u r enjoying urself. :)
and being generous to share your happiness with the world :))

Janvier said...

Pictures posted don't match up with what you say there. :P

Better hope it doesn't hurt any more!

TZ said...

errrr.... what is the relation between your word and the piccie??? * Stretching head*

Anyway, are u looking forward to have something like in the piccie happen tomorrow (Feb 14th 2009)... blek!

Happy V-Day

Perky said...

*while trying really, really hard not to laugh*

I don't have a schlong, so I can't comment on that. Who knows, maybe you do have electrifying sperms ;)

Paul said...

addooiiiiii

Medie007 said...

Danny, enjoying myself? it wasn't really quite an enjoyable feeling lor. hahaha

Janvier, what do you expect me to post? a dick? lol

TZ, it's just teasers lar. :P and nope, not expecting anything on Saturday. blek

Medie007 said...

Perky, glad the post amused u. ;)

Paul, uhuh. :P

jase said...

umm.. very interesting story.. if it hurts.. is there something wrong?? Do you need to get it checked up ?

*Anton* said...

You tugged too hard la!

+Ant+

pikey said...

errrr.. a handjob ejaculation also can be painful? hmmmmmmmmm....

Calvin Junichiro said...

OMG! How long did you keep those sperms without letting them out?

Sam said...

I think... *looks left* ... you had... *looks right* ...

THE ORGASM.

*everyone gasps and there is silence*

It's the nirvana of orgasms. The one where you write in capitals. The achievement of pleasure beyond pleasure.

It's THE ORGASM.

*more people gasp*

Mmmmm...

Word identification: grons!?

Medie007 said...

jase, it's normal now. since then i didn't have the same feeling anymore.

anton, if tugged too hard, i would've lost it lor. lol

pikey, apparently, that particular one, yes. lol

Medie007 said...

calvin, u mean that one with the hurtful ejaculation? not long apparently...

sam.... man has THE ORGASM? LOL...

cedric ang said...

Sweetheart, I shot my load just by readin your post.

Medie007 said...

*blink blink* whoa cedric... didn't know it was THAT stimulating. haha

deeperanddeeper said...

*faint*
how come painful? hmmm come post the pic of your dick la, then we can all see what's wrong... :p

maybe u needed to JO more!

Twilight Zone said...

I suspect your palms are coarse and rough to cause the pain.

Muahahaha! I couldn't stop laughing! Are you going to bash my head or ban Twilight? Oh no, please don't.

foongpc said...

Hahaha! Sorry for laughing! You are wondering why it is painful? I'm not a sex expert, but aren't you the doctor? : )

JD Cole said...

OWH i think i just get electrocuted by reading this post ;P

Glog said...

electrocuted???
Wow...
You must have gotten yourself supercharged....

Leon Koh said...

hahaha.. you got me for this one

Jason said...

The head expanded too big than it's normal size is it?