Monday, October 13, 2008

On Consulting the Doc

So he went to the clinic. And asked the doctor what it was. You know how men are really very shy about asking things related to their penis. Especially when it's some complete stranger. But to think that it's a doctor where doctor-patient confidentiality must be obeyed, and that he was shocked and scared to death, he braved himself.

The doctor said he's not skewed towards thinking it's STD. He did asked abt the one I think I get it from. I was like, erm, well... I know the risk, but accidents happened. Plus, the partner claimed he's clean. But he's still didn't think so. He said it's common, everyone who has foreskin have the tendency of getting it. That's why there were advice of cleaning the glans in uncircumcised men often, to prevent the collection of those whitish fluid. It's called smegma he said. If I don't recall wrongly. Hey, if you don't mind me asking, can I see yours? You're not circumcised too right?


And I nearly shouted. But I kept my cool.

Get your hands off my my body you homo...

Haha. Okay okay. I'll just kiss you the next time I see you. Just glad that the doc said he's not skewed to think it's not those whitish discharge STD or something. You were saying what? Gonorrhoea? But anyways, he asked me to do the screening in private labs if I'm still worried.

Maybe you should still. HIV is more dangerous than it sounds.

Why did you even bring that up?! And I was still thinking of wanting to kiss you.

Get your screening done.

Go together?

I know I'm clean.

No you're not. I know what you did.

Now you're an ass.

For you yes. But no one else. Heeee.

Just go get your screening done. I don't want to see you sick.

Alright alright. You shall come with me after your exam?

You who have been following must be thinking we're together or something huh? If only.

5 Jujus:

savante said...

Eeek. Skank!

Legolas said...

What was that?

Jaded_Jeremy said...

Haha he's probably nervous lah. Accompany him lor if you don't mind.

Ah-Bong said...

savante: i'm young and single, no harm being a skank. :P

leggie, wat was what? a phone conversation lor... been having lots of post on my phone conversation lately. hahaa

jaded_jeremy: no lah, i dun mind. i know he's nervous.. :)

raeshad said...

ahhh...reminds me of a friend's experience.

go la. entertain him. he'd be less anxious if you guys did it together. [the test i mean :D]

that's what my friend did for another friend of mine.