That Post-Sickness Report

I'm fine!

For once I thought I'm happy to actually say that two words. *sniggering* Fever's gone, but the blankets and pillowcase as well as mattress-sheet need some laundry for sure. KW was utterly joyful that I'm well since last night when he was checking me out, at least they won't need to worry about myself collapsing in the house while they're home for the one week-break. *sniggering*


Anyway, just out of fun, here's some record. I have since 2 nights ago, sit on the toilet bowl and produced some really foul-smelling chocolate soup 8 times. And I swear the asshole couldn't take one more splashing. Every other times after the business, cleaning the ass makes me feel as if I've been butt-fucked for a gazillionth time. It's horrible and terrible. Seriously. Never before have I done loo-business as much as that in 48 hours, in fact, my normal defecation all along is once in 48 hours. It's normal, trust me. It depends on individuals. Some clear their stool once a day, some don't. And I'm the later. So that excessive loo experience is just too much for me. Traumatic experience of being gang-banged I'd say. *sniggering*

As far as I'm concerned, it's the first time of the year that I got a fever. Not exactly my first time of falling sick I'm sure. At least that blepharitis didn't give me fever, which I find out later that it might be related to the eczema that runs in the family. So yeaps, this is definitely the first time I'm feeling cold in the middle of the day. How fun! Yeaps, I'm telling you it's fun. I have a reason to wear my KeyNg jacket, to school too! *LOL* And some girls actually commented I looked "trendy". *sniggering*

Anyway, recovering from sickness isn't that much fun either, not that being sick is fun, considering it's one with 8 series of diarrhoea experience. I find myself waking up and going to school with neck stiffness. What now? Meningitis? Well, the symptoms fit alright. Fever, headache, photophobia, irritability [the later two takes time I assume]. *sniggering* Gotta say, part of the joy being medical student would be self-diagnosing. Though it better not be real. It's doomsday if it's real for sure... *LOL*

On a side note, I was browsing through the archives for the related links, and OH MY DEAR ZEUS, I was so damn gay! No wonder KW the labmate said "hey you gay boy..." *tripple faints*

Ah well, it's all for fun... Life's darn boring if there's no fun, no?

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Toilet picture by mrlego54

update: Deleted the OH-MY-DEAR-ZEUS-gay-posts... it's such a bad influence! At least to myself, no one else is going through those archives anyway. *sniggering* I can't bear reminding myself I was being mischievous to THAT extent. *sniggering*