Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Welcome to the skeleton-ial world!~

Okay. So we had our briefing for the little buddies today. Was so darn long since I was at the dissection hall. If I'm not mistaken, I'll say the last day was 23rd of April this year, the last day of my Phase I final exam. I remembered, of course. Or I think it was if I'm not mistaken. It was the day I turned 20. LOL


Now, let me introduce you to Mr. Skeleton. There are a few of them skeleton sets in the dissection hall, but this one's the closest to me. Say hi!
Mr Skeleton: Hello everyone!
And apparently I, I mean WE, did some irreversible damage to Mr Skeleton's right arm. Shhhhh!!! It's already loose enough, we didn't do it too roughly, it just fell off, it's not like we did it on purpose...

Mr Skeleton: Aaaawwwwww.... That hurts!!! Freaking fuckin damn you!
Us: We cantum-ed it back, don't worry. You can be discharged in a few minutes. hehe... Now let me check if you've got syphillis...

Mr Skeleton: WHAT? You broke my arm and now you want to injure my already degenerated penis??? What the freakin fuckin creature are you??
Us: We're medical students, now shut up and let us see what chancre on a penis is like.
Mr Skeleton: No way you faggots... Go away! I'm a skeleton and I don't have a sexy penis for you neither do I have any chancre on it. Freakin fuckin faggots...
Us: Oh dear... you finally figured you're dead! Urgh... Degenerated mummies with no penis.... Ewwkh....

And so we left the first Mr Skeleton since he's... pennis-less.... LOL. Like I said, there are a few skeletons in the dissection hall. And soon enough, we met our good old friend my group used to study on when we were in our first year. Introducing, Miss Skeleton. Nope, she's got no relationship with that Mr Skeleton.

Miss Skeleton: OMG!!!! Ah Bong comes back to visit me!!! Flattery flattery flattery!!!
Us: Yea we come back to visit... We missed u so much...
Miss Skeleton: Me too me too!!! Have I told you the batch this year are so not as naughty as you guys? They don't even dare to touch my boobies!!! teehee
Us: They don't? Awwww.... their loss...
Miss Skeleton: But I lost my middle and distal phalanges....
Us: Really? How sad!
Miss Skeleton: Oooo Ooooh, yessss... there's a new handsome sexy macho new guy came in this year. Did I mention he still has his hair on?
Us: It's a he??? Does he still has his penis on?! There might be a possibility he died of Syph right? Hope the chancres still all over his penis...
Miss Skeleton: No lar... he's clean... but speaking of penis, it's huge...
Us: Where where? We heart huge penises... Must've been oedema... Or maybe one of the symptoms of filariasis...


*to be continued... I don't want to show you the man with hair yet, in case you pengsan.
PS: For you to know,
1) Syphillis is one of the STD, caused by Treponoma pallidum.
2) Chancre is a symptom of syphillis, it's like an ulcer, but painless, and it's visible on the skin, penis mostly.
3) Oedema is the accumulation of fluid in the interstitial space, and that will cause errr... swelling or something. I don't think you'll feel pain if you get it though... Not like you will as long as you're healthy. LOL
4) Filariasis is a general term when there's filarial worm inside your body. You'll get huge swelling alright, but it's not due to edema or anything, it's mostly due to blockade of the lymph vessels. For example, elephanitis. Go google for the pic. But be warned, you might vommit. :P
Correct me if I'm wrong Paul. I didn't counter check with the books. LOL

9 Jujus:

savante said...

Treponema!

Mostly alright though I can't recall since I left most of this stuff back in med school :P

Hey where are the corpses?

Medie007 said...

hehe...

corpses? they're still there alright... will do another post on them, although i'm arguing with myself shud i or shud i not, since they're like, erm... supposed to be respected....

Ganymede said...

Not like the body is going to wake up like zombies and eat yea up. :P

Medie007 said...

eleh.... u try go spend an evening at the dissection on ur own lar... piaks*

Jason said...

Oh... can really differentiate skeletons of their gender?

Medie007 said...

haha... yeap jason... thru the pelvic bone

Zyklon22 said...

Treponema dear... That is something I remember alright

Cyclohelix said...

lol, u really can snap pics while i see your the other guy in the pic concentrating on something else

Medie007 said...

@Zyklon: typo... oppps...

@Cyclo: we were on shifts.. hehehe