Saturday, November 17, 2007

Im.Prison.Ment Prt VI

Staying at home for the past 8 days sure does cause some impact, on anyone else. As far as I'm concern, I think I'm the only one who detest going to the library. :P So, anyway, I paid the water bills the other day. And texted the rest of the guys for their share of the payment.

"Paid the water bills. One person 27 bucks."

And so, housemies at the library replied.
"Ok" - KK
"OK" - CH
"K" - YL
"Haaaa? I pay you with my vah jay jay can?" - KW

Freagin fuckin transvertites? Since when???

And so I replied...
"No thanks, not my type. I just want cash. :P"

When he came back in the evening, he went straight to the bed and shoved his vah jay jay into my direction.
KW: Bong, come la... come la...
Bong: Siao kia... Told you you're not my type...
KW: Can la... 27 times... every time one ringgit.
Bong: Holy crap, prostitude on the jalan also not so expensive lar...
KW: Different, you might get STD from them..
Bong: Ahah, riiiight...
KW: Come la come la... or you want me to f*ck you?
Bong: GOWAWAAAY!!!!

If you did wonder, the bills covered the past 3 months. And yeap, I collected all their share back.

6 Jujus:

savante said...

A dollar for a fuck. Not bad lah. Give him my address and tell him to come over. I'll pay the damned bill.

Medie007 said...

wakakakakakaka..... paul, i dun even have ur address.. :P

poof said...

LOL

Medie007 said...

:P

Jason said...

Ooooh... sounds interesting :P

Janvier said...

Eh must take note, the more times you do the less valuable it becomes - rates go downwards exponentially.