Feeling Naughty...

Cafez blogged about this girl he met at the LRT station, that the girl was asking questions and all, and was really like wanted to get to know him or stuff. Funny thing is, if I were him, I'd do this really really abnormal stuff I'd never do. What the heck? I don't know that girl, and I don't fancy her, so why not?

Girl: You're cute. You're handsome. You're yummy!
Me: Oh puh-leaze girl, I'm not being rude, but I've got to say you're not my taste.
Girl: But why? I'm sexy! I'm pretty! And I follow the trend in KL!
Me: You want to know why? You don't have a penis that's why!

Now, funny ain't it? Like I said, I used to have this really gay dream of hooking up with someone hot and sexy. And by that I mean men, not women. That's how I got to write this post about my handphone a while ago. *spank spank*

Okay, now back to the feeling naughty part, I came up with this idea today because I felt so gay. A handful of you readers are gay, be it that you're still undercover or that you've braved the miserable thought of being isolated and came out to everyone. Lucky you you're not burnt at stake. Not like I'm homophobic or anything, I do find gay men pretty interesting! In fact, I find there are so many similarities between myself and fellow gay friends! *wink wink* See, a good friend of mine told me, straight men are straight because they're afraid to discover their gay sides. Well, apparently, that good friend happened to be gay.

Me: So you're suggesting that all men go have sex with men before they decide they're not gay?
Friend: Don't you have that crazy fantasy of having sex with men?

And it did turned out that's how I got to have this crazy idea of having sex with men, and perhaps I find it really funny and not disgusting when I was raped. I find it sexy to have those really muscular bodies with six packs and suckable chests, and don't let me even go into those bubble butts.

But no, I'm not going to tell you what I am. And you don't need to tell me I'm one of you. I know what I am, and I'm darn sure about it.

Now, if you allow me, I present to you, a caucasian woman, no idea how old, no idea what Cup size, no idea what's her waist. Just a woman. Courtesy of some photographer from flikr. teehee... Have a gay day everyone!