On the Wine Tasting

One night...

Mum: How come wine tonight not as sweet as last night?
Dad: Don't know. Last night one sweeter right?
Me: I thought it's easier to drink this one compared to last night's.
Sis: I thought the same too, this one smoother.
Dad: This one 13% alcohol one wor.
Mum: Yesterday one leh?
Dad: 14% one.

Then dad went to the dustbin and lifted up the empty wine bottle that we finished the night before.

Dad: Last night one only 10%

And everyone else "Cheeeeh..."

Me: This one nicer, 13%. Last nite one cheapskate a bit, only 10%, so not so nice. Hahaha.
Mum: You don't drink too much la, I feel it already lor.
Me: I'm not feeling anything yet lor.
Mum: Don't you ever turn into alcoholic ah, not good for liver okeh. I think I cannot finish mine already.
Dad: Come come give me.

Dad poured some of Mum's wine into his glass and a little into mine.

Mum: Why you drink so much? Give the more to Medie la.
Dad: Medie still young mar, I'm older. Older liver, older engine stronger already.

*pengz* T.T

Dad's statement of "older engine stronger" was one of a kind.

But amazingly, the few days he started drinking, his knee doesn't hurt anymore!