Wednesday, November 25, 2009

On Peeing Blood

Ta-daaaah! Like it's not enough with the blood stained from the ass, now I'm seeing redish pee?!

It's like peeing dragonfruit juice! Only that there's no blackish seeds that come out from the hole in the penis. Like eewww that'd be painful. Oddly enough, it isn't that painful when peeing blood. Must be something wrong with the kidneys then. Injury to the tube inside the cock or the prostate would've caused some pain at least...

Now the doctors in the ward should have done something. Test on the pee of course! Maybe an ultrasound of the abdomen and the pelvic area. Blood test could be useful, perhaps a tumor marker? Mmmm...

No of course it's not mine! I found it in my internal medicine folder, took it earlier this year in the wards in Klang GH. :D

Oddly enough, that container of blood-stained pee look like some syrup drink doncha' think?

7 Jujus:

Muhammad Afif said...

luckily u said it's a blood pee..i tot it's a feaking watermelon juice!!

manglish said...

looks like sirap bandung KAKKAAAKKA

reanaclaire said...

yea..looks like rose syrup to me too.. was that really blood urine? so what was the diagnose?

Evann said...

yikes! that would be bad. one of my favourite things to do is to pee into those blue toilet water and watch it turn green. hahahah. Of course, that would mean that I'm not hydrated enough but it's still good fun! :D Can't do that with red pee you can't. Oh wait you can, then the blue water would turn purple! wicked! :S

Gratitude said...

It wuz definitely the watermelon drink form the canteen :P
+Ant+

pikey said...

omg! i will be freaking out if i'm patient... leaking blood~~~

Twilight Zone said...

Kena tipu again ~ I thought it was yours qeh. Next time don't wank so hard till sirap bandung.