Ooh giant sexy lady, let's see the tits and the vagina...Post may contain sexually explicit content.
So there's this new guy I added onto the MSN contact list...
Chatter: But you confessed you had sex before!
Me: WHAT? NOOO NEVER! I'M HIV!!!
Chatter: Wait.. I'll get you the history...
Me: What history??
Chatter: 22/2/2008 I had sex last night.
Me: GASPS! Wait.. let me check...
Me: Ish... I was asking... what would ur respond be if I said "I had sex last night". You didn't pay attention.. grrrr...
Chatter: *sticking tongue out*
Me: And I'm ever so innocent... How could u!!
Chatter: Innocent? *faints* You're like, the most horny lad I ever chat to...
Me: Blardy hell?!?! I'm HIV!!!
Chatter: HIV? Gasps! OMG! U're 21 and u had HIV? who was it with? hooker from Chw Kit? Or some caucasians uncle sodomized u without condoms?
Me: Blardy hell... I'm not HIV postivie... I'm a holy innocent virgin... Holy Innocent Virgin... HIV
Chatter: SHITS!
Me: Poo.
Chatter: Dirty bugger. How could u ever come up with that?
Me: Not me, some other fellas introduced me to the acronym. I'm just adapting it. Heck I am one, not bluffing...
Chatter: Blue lies...
Me: Blue? I thought it'd be yellow. Bong means yellow in Hakka. *sniggering*
Chatter: You are one horror chap...
Me: Of course. I'm a psychotic escapee from the asylum deep in the forest remember?
Chatter: *speechless*
*sniggering* So you tell me, how could I not love my MSN Live Messenger?
The one aetiology for self-diagnosed depression. When there's no one fun to chat with.
I AM HIV mind you. Don't fool around with me... I'll only play with HIVs. *sniggering*
So there's this new guy I added onto the MSN contact list...
Chatter: But you confessed you had sex before!
Me: WHAT? NOOO NEVER! I'M HIV!!!
Chatter: Wait.. I'll get you the history...
Me: What history??
Chatter: 22/2/2008 I had sex last night.
Me: GASPS! Wait.. let me check...
Me: Ish... I was asking... what would ur respond be if I said "I had sex last night". You didn't pay attention.. grrrr...
Chatter: *sticking tongue out*
Me: And I'm ever so innocent... How could u!!
Chatter: Innocent? *faints* You're like, the most horny lad I ever chat to...
Me: Blardy hell?!?! I'm HIV!!!
Chatter: HIV? Gasps! OMG! U're 21 and u had HIV? who was it with? hooker from Chw Kit? Or some caucasians uncle sodomized u without condoms?
Me: Blardy hell... I'm not HIV postivie... I'm a holy innocent virgin... Holy Innocent Virgin... HIV
Chatter: SHITS!
Me: Poo.
Chatter: Dirty bugger. How could u ever come up with that?
Me: Not me, some other fellas introduced me to the acronym. I'm just adapting it. Heck I am one, not bluffing...
Chatter: Blue lies...
Me: Blue? I thought it'd be yellow. Bong means yellow in Hakka. *sniggering*
Chatter: You are one horror chap...
Me: Of course. I'm a psychotic escapee from the asylum deep in the forest remember?
Chatter: *speechless*
*sniggering* So you tell me, how could I not love my MSN Live Messenger?
The one aetiology for self-diagnosed depression. When there's no one fun to chat with.
I AM HIV mind you. Don't fool around with me... I'll only play with HIVs. *sniggering*
Now this is something delish... Yummy... Isnt it BIG?
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Such a MSN bitch-er you are. :P
Hormones In Vain lar u. wahaha... :P
If you like it so much, I'm so going to call you HIV when I see you again.
ha ha ha .. interesting crapversations u have there. :P
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