Words

WARNING: POST MAY CONTEND OFFENSIVE CONTENT. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL.

I'm not a good English speaker. Nor do I write good English anyway. I seldom read English books, and the only English stuff that I read are textbooks, blogs and newspaper. Don't ask me about my novels, I haven't finished Mitch Albom's Tuesday With Morrie after started it like, 2 months ago. But I do find some English words funny. I mean fun.

See, there's the suffix of -er and -ee right? I do believe it's not a new term amongst those who play around with THE word, or rather, people like you-know-who, have some fun joking around with the suffix as well, no?

I was chatting with Lifecafez and Calvin the other night, when we came up all the funny suffixes.

I'm saying "Fuckee". Shuddup. It's not funny innit? I find it odd that Calvin never heard about it, and that he said I'm inventing that new word. I mean, isn't he like, an avid reader or something? Oh pardon me, he reads the Queen's language. Fucker and fuckee are nothing close to that royal one huh? *sniggering*

Okay well. I shall produce you my arguments. I mean, well, isn't it like, the suffix -ee are for people who had the actions done onto? Say, interviewer interviews the interviewee. Or trainer trains the trainee. So what's so funny about fucker fu*king the fuckee? No? Yea right, so maybe you'd say it's not in the Oxford Dictionary. As far as I recall, the word "Fuck" isn't really that all recommended in formal writings as well.

So, with that in mind, plus I'm not sitting any GCE papers or TOEFL or whatever other international papers that require a proper English language for that matter, I totally have the right to make some fun out of it. So fucker fuckee don't you laugh. I know you find it hilarious as well. It's really all for the fun!

Speaking of which, the conversation with the two bloggers went ridiculous that I could not stop myself grinning to the lappie screen. Roomies are wondering if I had really gone psycho. Pardon me but, the -ee thingy went from fuckee to even more bizzare ones. Based on the shallow and childish arguments that I presented upon, we have ourselves created even MORE words.

Eatee. Drinkee. Beatee. Dreamee. Watchee. Laughee. Answeree. Callee. Fartee. Shitee. Lao-sai-ee [Hokkien: lao-sai = defecate]. Berakee [Malay word: berak = defecate]. Peeee.

I'm so sorry I'm doing this. You must be thinking why I'm even doing such a post with obscene word at first, and continued with bizzare disgusting toilet cakes words. I just find it plain funny that's why. And really, I hold no responsibilities for whatever you picked up from this post. I've warned you.

The suffixes doesn't end there. Another blogger was added into the conversation, and came to tame up with the new words thingy. This is what he threw out.

Blogger: tua kee!
Us: Gasps! What tua kee? Batang ah?
Blogger: Lee Kum Kee!
Us: Walao eh... real name summore?!
Blogger: Lee Cum Kee!
Us: *faints*

Literally. We couldn't stop laughing. At least I knew I was grinning from ear to ear then. *sniggering*

Well seriously. This post is meant as a joke. I didn't mean to offend anyone. If you find the post offensive, just drop your bombs at the comment box. Feel free. But I doubt much of you would anyways. It's blardy dumb of me to even do this post. But hey, back to the main point again, it's all for the fun of it. Life's too short not to have any fun. *LOL*