Monday, December 03, 2007

If You Smell-lalalala...

The fellas have been coming to me asking me to inform the agent that we need a plumber. The water is collecting in the bathroom. No no, not the one I have in MY room, the one THEY use in the hallway.

CH:
Rubber plunger rubber plunger, where are you??

KK: You tried under the sink?
CH: Yes.. the whole kitchen...
KK: In Bong's bathroom?
CH: Tried too...
KK: Maybe we can get something sharp... with hook maybe
CH: Ooo hook! Right, I'll get that
Me: For what?
KK: Hair

Anyways, CH did finally found the rubber plunger. And KK was already starting to hump up and down in the toilet when the aroma hit my nose. GAWD I swear it was good enough to make you puke, especially when I just had my breakfast. Somehow, I just couldn't stand it and jumped off and went out into the hallway to see the melena for real.

KW: Fark! Look at that!
Me: Eeeew, who's pubic is that?!
KK: Ugh ugh... Yeah.. yeah....
CH: Harder harder!
Me: OMFG! The smell!
KW: I think I'm gonna puke.. I need a mask!
KK: Ugh ugh.. yeah.. yeah...
CH: Harder... Harder.. it's coming...
Me: Fark... Fark... Fark....
KW: *WUEEEEK*

Honestly, I have no idea how to describe the whole scene. It was disgusting really. The hairs have been blocking the draining whole on the ground, and the water couldn't flow out. So the guys took the initiative to clear the blockade. As KW and me are busy provoking them two plumbers in the bathroom by making the noise of puking, or rather that I was snapping piccies, KK finally came! The edema subsided finally. It was quite a just a quickie, but quite a good quickie for them both especially after the last thrust, KK flipped up his plunger and shoved us some sprinkle of those foul-smelling edema.

Me: God the smell....
KW: Mask mask mask...
CH: The hairs take a long time to degrade... that's why...
Me: Melena
KW: Corpse
KK: *WUEEEEK*


humping in progress

humping over


the blockade

15 Jujus:

savante said...

Eeeyer. Apa ni main tandas ni!

ethnwg said...

eeeeeeeuuuuuuu

Ganymede said...

OMG!

Why no upclose pic? I'm curious to see. :P

Medie007 said...

@paul: apa main tandas... it's servicing the tandas lar

@ethan: yup... eww alright

@defiant: upclose? have you any IDEA how smelly that thing was?! I nearly passed out okeh!? LMAO

Janvier said...

Oh. Hair. And we wondered why the rubber plunger. Call it oedema some more, swelling kah?

You all need to pick up housekeeping!

Medie007 said...

janvier... u have no idea what it's like to have all guys and only 2 girls in the house. PLUS, we're all lazy bums... so housekeeping? errr...

Fable Frog said...

O~M~G~!!! those black things are hair? So much??? yerrr like a scene from dark water~ hair coming out of the tap!!! Yikes!!!

joshua said...

Ew.

David The Man said...

Iiiiyeeerrr... what's that blockade? So disgusting la!!!

Jason said...

I thought there's some liquid can use to dissolve the hair. Not acid, ok... but I donno what's the name. My friend told me before.

Medie007 said...

@Fable: yeap.. i was thinking of dark water too. LOL

@josh: yeap... ew u're right

@david: it's hair... everyone knows GIRLS drop their hair every so often

@jason: yeap, i heard about that too. but never came across our minds to get that lor. LOL

zewt said...

wah.... banyaknya rambut!

Medie007 said...

lol zewt...

Ryan said...

Spend 1 fabulous ringgit to buy a proper cover for the drain hole! That will catch most of the hair before it goes down.

Either that or move out before it's your turn to do the plumbing.

Medie007 said...

oooh! ryan commented! :D