I have a Joke for You.

Mum was worn out in the car. Lil Bro kept on teasing her being paranoid. It jammed the whole way from KLCC, but it was our fault leaving at 7. When we finally turned around from Ampang and headed back on to Tun Perak, I was cursing all the way. "Buses... Sickening buses..." Lil Bro would laugh at Mum for pushing my chair from behind everytime I'm too near to the car in front of us...

Lil Bro: Someone in the car is helping you brake...
Mum: OMG, you don't have to look at the time to tease me don't you?
Lil Bro: Eeeeek, I didn't say it was you lei... Why you confess!

And everyone would be laughing...

Mum: I'll definitely get back at you...

Finally when we were at the chicken rice shop along Jalan Gasing in Petaling Jaya, Sis spilled what would be getting back at Lil Bro.

Sis: Tell you a joke. Last night we went to a Japanese at 1U for dinner... Somebody ordered Salmon... When the waitress asked for the sashimi or (forgot what it's called), he said sashimi. Last last when the salmon came, 5 pieces of it, he was like, desperately wanted to pretend it was nice... First piece he's still okay, the second he was a bit uhhh, then after the 3rd piece...
Mum: Laugh slowly.... laugh slowly...
Sis: The waitress was called, and he said "Can you help me cook this?"

*OMFG!* I nearly spit all my rice... Tears were laughed out.

Mum: He didn't talk to the waitress even! Too embarrassed already...

*laugh laugh laugh*

Lil Bro just kept quiet...

*laugh laugh laugh*