Being Sarcastic....

I was chatting with J again yesterday. Apparently, he's been lucky enough to fly his arse over to the states and is now harboured in the fantasic LA. Imagine how the other housemen are suffering in hospitals right now, and this dude... ooolala...

So, like usual, J started off poking ME.

Bong: hey doc
J: Pussycat
Bong: Grrrrr hrumph...
J: Meow la, medic student also dunno what sounds cat make.

Then, he teased my med school.

J: No class ah? aiyooo, UM terrible la... must complain to MMC
Bong: erm... labs at 2 lah...
J: tsk tsk tsk... Msn, Blogging, Bull-Shitting (MBBS)
Bong: ....

Then, he would get a little milder back at me.

Bong: SO? not that you can do anything to me...
J: if u're working under me next time, i'll pimp you.
Bong: I never said i want to continue as a doctor ah...
J: Just wait and see... start praying, you've 3 more years.
Bong: right...
J: you never know...

He even start to aim at me AND my BLOG!

J: you post so many gay stuff on your blog! goodness...
Bong: where got? i'm so damn straight...
J: straigt as ascaris...
Bong: worms.
J: nematode, my dear second year med student
Bong: .....

What's more, he even started his teasings on my lecturers...

Bong: I like to call it worms, and i call my MMBs bugs.
J: kesian your microbiologist
Bong: woi... don play play ah, my prof graduated from UK one u know...
J: (censored: sexual explicit)

Bong: uncle, i'd do anything to go there okay?
J: yea i know, but (censored: sexual explicit)
Bong: watch out i'll blog about you... LOL
J: i speak the truth
Bong: ....

And, well, our conversation just leads on to hell more (censored) stuff, which obviously, are just too inappropriate to be put up here... who knows I might end up in Kamunting and spend the next two years eating curry rice. LOL. But I got to say he's one amusing guy.

Bong: you wear 36?
J: 34. U?
Bong: same.
J: and you're shorter than me hor?
Bong: don't mock me, i'll eat you.
J: haha... no la, you're erm.... prosperous...
Bong: ....

There he went again, back at me... And he didn't stop there.

J: you got synophrys hor?
Bong: HAR?
J: monobrow, one single hairy catepillar as an eyebrow
Bong: nope, it breaks at the glabella
J: sure or not? looks like one
Bong: DUH.. it's my eyebrow
J: people have eyebrowSSSS...
Bong: i have one above my RIGHT... and another on above my LEFT eye
J: hahah... sure or not? looks like a giant one covering your left AND right eye
Bong: well... it's a gift... i've never seen anyone with one like mine, jealous?
J: nope.... hahaha

Fine, so I can never get back at slap the cake back unto his face.

But yea, after that, I do really wonder how it was like working under him. It's a big country, but hey, who knows right? I never thought I would know him through the net, what's more, he knows my classmates from secondary school as well! Okay, so he was studying meds in my hometown, but dude, he's one cool DUDE.