I mentioned I had all the smart lads as my lab mates this year... And there's this guy, a viva voce student, and was awarded "distinction", called Ben in my class. We had Pathology practicals this afternoon, and since I've been feeling extremely tired, I thought I'd just walk to the labs earlier. Moving my ass and getting some fresh air... HAHA... air of the meds and chemicals more likely. And surprisingly, Ben of all people came in early...
Ben: Booooonggggg.....
Bong: Hiho...
Ben: So early AH...
Bong: Yeap...
Ben: Eh, who is your buddy ah?
Bong: Anthony and one Penang girl...
Ben: I see I see... EH, Anthony not from Sarawak MEI? You take 2??
Bong: Yeap, but my final year's from Penang...
Ben: I see I see... wah... so hot.... so how are they LEI?
Bong: Okay, a bit TOO friendly maybe...
Ben: Is it? HAHA... Then you can talk to them like how you wrote your blog LO...
Bong: Huh? My blog? Like how?
Ben: Yea LAH...
Bong: Which blog?
Ben: WAH! How many blogs you got??
Bong: Err... you mean my friendster's?
Bong: What? Really?
Ben: I guess, I'm not a friendster kinda guy, but that's what I heard LAH...
Bong: I see... I'm not using that anymore...
Ben: Eh, you English ed or Chinese ed?
Ben: Izziiiiiit??? Then why your English so keng?? Even better than mine...
Bong: Erm...
Ben: You got go some special class is it?
Bong: Erm....
Ben was actually pacing around the labs fanning himself. He must've been sweating like mad. I mean, he's always like that. He speaks like a train, he can damn talk... During the orientation, he was like, the stage 5 maglinent, more than one juniors cried fucked and shit-ed by him... I mean, he basically uses that "f" word in all his sentences... But back to my being sar-cas-tic...
I am honestly not a bit of that. Not the slightest bit. I do know though, one doctor graduating this year from another local university, whom to me, IS sarcastic... I saw him coming on MSN last night, so I just gave him a buzz since he's backpacking in the States and all...
Bong: again...
J: YOU!
J: Stop stalking me!
J: PERVERT!
J: STALKER!
I was like... taken aback, so I sent him this small smiley with that "S" mouth...
J: haha...
J: You never go offline?
Bong: I'm downloading movies.
J: So much of being a medical student, how come you're so free??
J: What? Indian dudes?
J: Screw for a while and you smell like banana...
Bong: I don't do Indians, I only do Chinese.
J: negro?
Bong: What?
Bong: You play with negros??
J: Nope... I thought you like big tools up yer ass...
Bong: Sick..
Sounds... gay? LOL... honestly, J is this really sporting guy. I don't know him really, just chatted a few times and all. Met him on the net, and never knew he's actually a senior when I start chatting with him. So somehow... we were like, I mean, I was like, got bonded... I mean, honestly, I find it quite warmly to know some other guys in the same field. So yea, we chatted and all... and he offered to sell me his clinical books. And well, he's the one of all that I know, to be the most "sarcastic" guy. He just won't stop poking you until you say uncle. Or at least I thought he is, I mean I never met him in person or anything... The conversation lasts for quite long really, stretches into Urology teaching how to lengthen your penis and all. Now, stop thinking what you're thinking. I just said J is a really sporting guy.
1 Jujus:
are u seriously a med student? how can u have so much time blogging??
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