Bed, Whore, Men... MEN

Yes, it's the Saturday again! KW went back to his hometown, so I'm supposed to have the bed entirely to myself! No, I'm not missing him, not going to, defenitely not. Right, I sounded so gay. LOL.

I wonder what people normally do on bed. I mean married couples and all. We don't have big blankets with us, KW and I have our own single pieces of cloths to cover our tummies when we feel cold at night. But apparently, with the weather so hot in PJ, and even with the 2 windows opened so wide for Tinker Bell to fly into our rooms at night, those cloths are of not much use. :-D Basically, we already have such a heater in the room to keep us warm at night. LOL.

So I was saying what king-sized bed is used for in houses of normal couples. And I know, all the dirty images come flocking into your minds. Tsk tsk tsk, childish you. LOL. I'm a man of Science today. Hey, a man of God can be also a man of Science, especially when his works requires him to. And there comes all the images of couples having sexual intercourse-s of course. I really do wonder how normal couple next doors do theirs, whether they are pretty much alike with the "40 year old Virgin" guy's, or hey, there's the images of Archilles screwing the Princess of Troy, not to forget this one which I can't really forget from one of the animation "Immortal", some Thai I guess. So really, I was wondering, so much that sometimes, I wanted to ask my parents what "position" they were in when they were in the initial stages of producing ME, though it's natural that the initial stage here, might not be of the process of producing their offspring, and might be of pure action to trigger the release of adrenaline. HA-HA. Okay okay, really gross I know. It's basically just the penis through the labia minora. or the anal sphincter. LOL. Now I sounded gay for the 2nd time...

Well, I'm still having my lazy butt anchored to this bed of mine (and KW's) at 9AM of the beautiful Saturday morning. Apparently, without KW on the bed last night, I'm waking up to CH instead. I still remember before we moved in together, KW and I were like saying that we both didn't want to be in bed with CH. Not that he snores or something, heck I don't even know if I snore (wait, I snore in lecture even :-P) . But there is something really cute about CH that both me and KW are not really keen with. We used to make fun of him just because he can PINCH you with his big toe and 2nd toe. Worse still, he pulls the cute short hair yours on your leg with the 2 fingers on his foot. And darn, he did that in his sleep. How cute was that? But I have to agree CH's being well-mannered last night, nothing happened. Or it might've been me still awake at 2AM. KW's got no problem with me. Though for the first few nights he was like pushing me towards the edge with his dragon breath and his naughty legs. Yes, another naughty leg. I think I'm the only one who have a well-mannered leg here. KW doesn't pinch with his toes, but he can be darn pushy.

There you have it. I have been sleeping with 2 straight man for the past week, and will be for the next one year. I'm such a whore!

By the way, I met up with Anthony yesterday. Many of my batchmates said he looks like me. I just went up to him and sat next to him and stare at his face. He's pretty dark, and I envied his sideburns. He must've been using some really cheap shave I still see the "butts" of those hairs above his upper lips and below his lower lips. And nope, he definitely DOES NOT have MY signature eyebrow. But he's cool. I think he might've been the most sporting medical 1st year student from my state this year. Know what that means? I MIGHT take him as my "buddy". HAHA Yup, little "buddy" I can drive around and push around. Okie, stop right there. I sounded more and more like a sex maniac. Gosh, I assure you, I am not. I'm like, the most kind and gentle senior of the entire batch! I didn't even harass a single junior yesterday! You can ask J or YH. They can prove that I'm VERY VERY friendly. LOL.

So it's a Saturday. My sis asked me out to the movies with her. Harry Potter or Die Hard. I'm in for neither. Watched Die Hard with Alex-Andra. Going to watch HP later when the heat's not so heaty anymore. So I guess, I'm telling her in one way, I'm not single. HAHAHA. No I am single AND available. Just not for her. I'm such a mean brother. :-D

Enjoy your weekend as well!